Tuesday, 9 March 2010

....and had a garden and didn't have to work.

On the weekend of Valentines Day, I was hit with one of the best chat up lines I've ever heard;

Man: Do you know anyone who wants to buy a pitbull puppy?
Me: Umm, noone springs to mind!
[Man leaves, then returns 5 mins later]
Man: How about I take you out for dinner for Valentines Day and if it goes well I'll give you the puppy?

I nearly said yes but I was sensible and explained that I don't have a garden and I work all day and I don't have time to take care of a puppy.
However a part of me still really wants to take this puppy even though I'm not particularly a dog person and I've already decided that when the time comes to get a dog to make my life look perfect and glossy, it'll be one of these

It's the blue eyes and elegance that does it....I think this dog would make me look more attractive if it was walking next to me. And the puppys are ridiculously cute.

sigh. One day.

In the meantime I've got my eye on this

You just couldn't have a bad day if you woke up to this every morn!!!! Much easier and cheaper to look after than a wolfdog. And probably more cuddly too. A practical solution while I wait to be rich.

Maybe if my suitor had offered to give me one of these I wouldn't have turned down his dinner invitation.